Dick Driver

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.

Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver

by Pia Gavandrio May 8, 2012

Dick Deprived

Haven’t gotten dick in a long time

I’m reallu dick deprived.

by Young Sanchez June 1, 2018

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

Jesus Dick

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

by Gavin B July 5, 2007

Dick Pockets

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.

MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.

by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009