Titty cream

Haygun mckineys homemade cum sauce

Hayguns cum is filled with Titty cream.

by Oooooopsdoonk.24 March 28, 2023

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Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!

by slampig 21 April 2, 2023

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Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

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