Not-Beer

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.

A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.

Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010
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Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.
"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.
by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 09, 2017
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Pie and Beer Day

An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.
Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.
by postmalone69 July 26, 2019
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Root Beer Sexual

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.
by Willis Wallis June 09, 2023
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papa beer

someone who loves beer ALOT
they call me papa, papa beer
by Epiphany Cheng April 07, 2018
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Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 20, 2016
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Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 20, 2016
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