Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them
Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
by MJP2100 December 26, 2013
Get the jesus munchermug. He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.
“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”
by Lukewarmlady April 2, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021
Get the Black Jesusmug. me, i'm very obviously jesus
by Unavailable is unavailably May 25, 2022
Get the jesusmug. A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023
Get the Jesus Loves Youmug. Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
Get the Jesus Christ!mug. by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018
Get the Jesus Himselfmug.