Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.

This bitch sam guzman is an asshole.

by John gabana December 14, 2018

sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.

guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands

by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011

Sam

159

Sam你幾公分 喔我165(159)

by 最愛你的 November 22, 2021

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025

Stinky Sam

The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.

"I had myself a wonderful stinky sam today."
"Nigga you're sick in the head."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Sam

Sam friends sister wants to have sex with him

Elias’s sister: I wanna do sam
Her friend: same

by TheQuinnual November 24, 2021