k

the one response nobody wants to get when u send someone a text

"im sorry"

"k"

by dogsarenice August 23, 2016

Ricardo K.

Ricardo K. is a dutch heridict who on new years eve decided beat up his mom for taking his "fannetjes" which are his most treasured belongings. This was a grave mistake on the moms side who didn't die but was badly injured.

In the court hall he said that he really missed his dog and wasn't waiting for the 12 years of prison.

Jo bro my mom really did it now I think ima do a Ricardo K.

by KCiMbo January 9, 2020

Shut the f**k up

Shut the f**k (offensive word) up, or STFU for short, is a phrase that means that the person, to which the phrase was addressed, should stop saying unnecessary dog-sh** and just close their mouth.

"The fitness gram-pacer test is a multi-stage..."
"SHUT THE F**K UP YOU SON OF A B**CH WHO CARES ANYWAY"

by NicoGG November 13, 2023

k.

Oh, no. You got in this situation, well you're done. If a girl responds to a text with "k.", you're not on good terms with them. It's generally a message sent to express to you that they are mad.

Snapchat-

Carl: Hey, beautiful.
Jessica: Hey, thanks! :)
Carl: I'm sorry typo! lol i meant hey you piece of scumbag, hehe.
Jessica: k.

by BlueYup December 18, 2020

kody with a k

Boys named Kody SPECIFICALLY with a K are boys who move in with your friend after like a month of dating her and guilting her into letting him move in because his lease with his roommate ran out. Kodys claim to not want to be single but messages a lot of girls to the point where they think he is interested but when you ask a kody about it, they will gas light you into thinking you’re insecure even though the girls they message will literally message your friend asking if they are poly. Keep in mind Kodys will not only simp over bitches but they will simp over the most basic looking of bitches and when you address them about it they will twist everything, emotionally manipulate you & then kody will say “I just don’t see the problem” even though he’s made it clear that he’s uncomfortable with you having the same relationships with men. Kodys throw a tantrum at quite literally any moment you don’t center your life around them and especially when you call them out on their weird behavior in regard to other women. Kodys REALLY want a second mommy so keep that in mind if you date one because their constant weird ass behavior and manipulative tactics will be used in breaking you down so he’s allowed to do whatever he wants while you still have to obey him.

Kodys that have a k are overly flirty online but their energy doesn’t quite match up in person. They usually lead with the fact that they are over 6’0 ft because they have literally no other good redeeming quality.

Girl 1: are you dating Cody?
Girl 2: no I’m dating KODY with a K

Girl 1: oooooo with a K? Just be careful I heard he’s all over the place. Dating a Kody is very similar to dating a Tyler.

by Choccolatemamii April 23, 2023

cuttlefish k hole

A rubber vessel that facilitates joy.

I went to the local supermarket and they were out of anything resembling a cuttlefish k hole.

by nosferatube February 18, 2018

k-fatz

(noun) a child that is very lonely and his mother is a drunk and his father is a idk what, when his mother is at the bar he is at home playing xbox 360. when he isnt doing that he is out with friends creating a ruckis in a small town, he has the tendensy to yell and carry on at 3:00 in the morning.

i had to call the 5-0 on k-fatz last night for screaming!!!

k-fatz is home alone again, i wonder when his mother is gonna get home from the bar?

by thepodgemaster February 22, 2011