Brown-sack

After a guy sticks his balls into your asshole and pulls them out and lets them dry until theyre brown and crusty

I had a brown-sack after I went in balls deep

by PooHole22 June 4, 2022

brown blowback

Those mysterious clumps and drops of fecal matter that somehow wind up under the toilet rim, or on the bottom of the toilet seat after a particularly exuberant bowel movement.

I often use my urine stream to try to power-wash off the brown blowback collecting in the bowl. Its cheaper than Scrubbing Bubbles and much more fun.

by hooligan0068 October 1, 2012

Brown Bomber

When you shit in a closed toilet while standing up.

“I just took a fat brown bomber”
“Did you record it?”

by Pooper1234 November 2, 2020

Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

brown clapper

It is when you hit it so hard from the back that she shits on you haha

“I gave that bitch a brown clapper”

by Candysuckingmelonweer November 15, 2022

Xander brown

An incredibly hot guy that goes to my school who rocks out ac/dc like there no tomorrow

Your such a Xander brown with your sexy bod

by Orlin6666 December 20, 2020

mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz

Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.

by Elbow bones April 28, 2014