Armageddon Box

Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.
Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!

Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!
by bdottedrix June 17, 2010
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douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags
"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"
by jd hol October 04, 2011
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Breakfast Box

A manly meal, when fried breakfast is in any container, this can be from anything from a polystyrene food container to a large wooden crate, you can also fest in the food too so sometimes called a breakFEST box.
i just at a breakfast box, im now a real man


im going to fest in my breakfast box
by Mr Birling April 30, 2009
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potty box

A litter box for dogs. Usually used on a patio or deck and contains sod or artifical grass.
We live in an apartment with no yard, but a huge balcony. We purchased a potty box so the dog could relieve himself.
by emmecj May 16, 2008
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Box Thot

noun. /bäks thôt/ 1. A person, man, or woman, who, every time he or she enters a streamer's live, constantly requests their date box so that he or she can appear in the inset box and speak to the streamer. 2. A person who visits multiple streams and hog the streamers' inset boxes.
"Omgggg, I just saw him in two other streamers' date boxes and now he's in this streamer's date box. What a box thot!"
by wordsmithonia March 29, 2021
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Knockin' Boxes

two straight girls having lesbian sex.
dude i saw these two chicks knockin' boxes last night, straight up lesbian sex.

by Bilo Sandal July 25, 2008
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Pandora's Box

When you microwave your fuckn weed and then open the microwave.
"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."
by December 04, 2020
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