whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

Sucks to your ass-mar

Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.

Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)

Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!

Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!

by Blud Shed January 2, 2009

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob

Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!

by GiolaBear September 3, 2017

suck my dick nigga

A NYC term of slang to say ''Fuck You''

Kyle Richh- Notti should suck my dick nigga OYK

by ohzz July 31, 2023

suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.

Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO

by Dildy face December 18, 2017

suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.

Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?

by Jenxee June 6, 2022