ninja

No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.

Ninja.

by mynameisalreadybeingusedagian March 3, 2011

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Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

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Code Ninja

A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.

This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.

by alejandrob April 13, 2018

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Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

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Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.

Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

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