An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime
by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023
Get the Jake cliffordmug. Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum
Girl: your cute
Jake:thx
Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement
Jake:thx
Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement
by Flower1773 December 18, 2019
Get the JAKEmug. A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
Get the Jakemug. To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.
by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014
Get the jake sommermug. jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.
he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU
i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU
i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
Get the jakemug. they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..
by panackaed July 18, 2022
Get the ella+jakemug. A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
Get the Jake Zyrusmug.