pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

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pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

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pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020

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pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.

"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."

by chevelle_71 July 15, 2008

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Pant

A shortened up version for the word pants. Commonly used in the sentence 'Eat pant'. The original sentence came from the hit TV show The Simpsons where Bart Simpson says 'Eat my shorts'

'Eat pant'

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

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Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

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