Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

ninja-shin

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..

Dude kicked the heavy bag so many times he got some ninja-shin..

by 12speed June 15, 2023

ninja maker8-bit

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit

Ninja maker8-bit:I HATE BEAN THE BEE
bean the bee:kys nigga

by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023

Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.

Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.

by True Man the third February 26, 2023

White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.

When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.

by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023