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take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.
"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."
by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019
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Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.
*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019
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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
by dcoder March 29, 2019
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taking a larson

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson
by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019
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Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.
"Brad, literally just take my cake already."
by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019
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Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.
Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend
“Man go to hell
by Go’on August 7, 2019
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