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Living Retardism 

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded
Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"

Sugar Retarded 

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.
"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

Fire retarded 

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof
Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded
Fire retarded by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

a retarded amount of As

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guy: holy shit thats a retarded amount of As

Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.
"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"