wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks
Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
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Punched up

When a nephson gets dressed up for an event (rodeo, fair, show) in cowboy like attire
Craig is all punched up for the fair with his belt-buckle
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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 21, 2025
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Punch Bun

(n) A variation of the childhood game where kids traveling through the country would encounter a Volkswagen Beetle and the first kid to see a punch bug (VW) yells "PUNCH BUG" and punches someone in the arm. Yet, this is when someone witnesses a man wearing a Man Bun in public, whether it be at a coffee house, bar, gender-neutral bathroom, or in the general public, the person punches the other person on the arm and yells "PUNCH BUN".
(Nick sees a guy with a man bun and punches Bill in the arm)

Bill: Agghh! What the fuck, Nick?

Nick: (pointing to the guy with the man bun) Punch Bun, motherfucker!

Bill: Ah, game on. Do you want to get an espresso?

(The guy with the man bun walks by Nick & Bill and sighs)
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 20, 2022
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Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 04, 2020
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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