squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017

monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016