AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.

Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .

by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025

Ninjas kugon

a self-identified group or concept describing individuals who present themselves as real African ninjas, emphasizing pinoy nigga theory. The term represents a fusion of traditional ninja ideals with bisaya cultural strength, adaptability, and warrior philosophies, symbolizing mastery of gooning at 3am , watching sulasok tv , and purpose rather than historical imitation.

Bai 1- pre ligo tag dagat next week?
Bai 2- lets go mfs
Bai 3- wako wawart part
Bai 4- yawa kalayo

Bai 5- mangaligo mo?
Bai 6- yawa akong oten asa naman ni nabutang
Bai 7- Pass
Bai 8- dile ko subtan bai

Bai 1- lets go ninjas kugonnnn

by Bisayawa_davao_dapita December 17, 2025

Latvian Ninja

This is a sex act performed usually by the man, who will get into doggy style but instead of going straight in, he does a front flip into the woman’s cave. When she turns around to see what the bang was, the man grabs multiple tiny double-shot vodka bottles and flings them at the woman like ninja stars.

You ever heard of the Latvian Ninja? Well tonight darling, you’ll find out.

by Jizzy Gerald January 5, 2026

Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.

Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.

by True Man the third February 26, 2023

White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.

When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.

by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024