about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 17, 2025

BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.

Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!

by wizzle dizzle April 15, 2012

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 16, 2024

We Got The Beat

See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they want to go
But they're walking in time
They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah, they got the beat
All the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve
That's when they fall in line

They got the beat
They got the beat
Kids got the beat
Yeah, kids got the beat
Go-go music really makes us dance
Doing the pony puts us in a trance
The Watusi, just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line
'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah, we got it!
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Everybody get on your feet
We got the beat
We know you can dance to the beat

We got the beat
Jump back, get down

We got the beat
Round and round and round
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat

by Death Menace September 07, 2023

beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 02, 2020

Bowen Beats

Owen's famous music that makes the best beat

"i love bowen beats because he makes the best music"

by JAmeszeigler March 09, 2022

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010