Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

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Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time

last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks

by Kredddd April 20, 2017

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The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.

If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.

by N8s76 April 22, 2016

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(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.

I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.

by boggler June 30, 2019

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A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 07, 2024

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When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 26, 2016

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your pocket is full of warm thick and rich milky substances that come from a man when he really thinks someone is hot or is just lonely.

Girl: Oh my your pp is so enormous and big <3, cum pocket me
Guy: *Busts in her pocket* There you go cutie

by skidran January 22, 2022

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