Pants

Any piece of clothing worn on the legs; can stretch to the ankles or stop before the knee

Shorts can be considered pants too!

by Soccerisgreat November 17, 2019

clean up on isle my pants

me when I watch noel deyzels videos

couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on isle MY PANTS😂😂😂

by sp1cy_m3 November 19, 2023

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017

pissy pants

A term of endearment for a woman who is so busy ruling the world she doesn't have time for bathroom breaks.

Person one: "Wow, it's amazing how much she can do in a day! "
Person 2: "Yes she's a real pissy pants"

by Dawn Alite July 19, 2016

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025