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Ninja

adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
by ninja kelly February 8, 2010
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Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person
1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!
by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja maker8-bit

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
Ninja maker8-bit:I HATE BEAN THE BEE
bean the bee:kys nigga
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
mugGet the ninja maker8-bitmug.

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around
by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
mugGet the ninja missionmug.

Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.
Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.
by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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