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milk dud

Here is a twenty dollar bill John for doing absolutely nothing, "Milk Dud"!
by Scobo November 20, 2007
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Milk

The stuff that comes out of the breast.
Or what your dad said he was gonna get before he cheated on your mum, and ran off.
The Stuff that you drank when u were little, Good old milk
And that comes out of ur mothers breast
And also, what your dad was gonna get before he abandoned you, and cheated on your mum/mom
by The champion of pog July 12, 2021
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Milked

To be milked is to be drained of cum from your girl. Usually the affects of being milked are most prominent right after the orgasm and the day after, where your dick is so sensitive that even the slightest touch can cause discomfort. Being milked usually occurs after sex at least three times in a night and it is a state of complete and utter relaxation. Usually after being milked you will have the best sleep of your life.
Holy shit dude my girl milked me so hard last night
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Milk

To describe someone or something as Boring
Guy 1: That party last night was a disaster

Guy 2: yeah it was pretty milk
by Niggtionary May 14, 2017
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Milking

an action from a woman whose aim is to milk all the sperm with her pussy as much as she can
He leans in to kiss her neck and, after another thrust, comes with a loud grunt. His cum splashes inside her and she lets out a scream, her body wracked with spasms of pleasure.

"Ahh," she pants, her body quivering and twitching, milking his cock as much as she can. The heat of his release inside her body makes her come again. He stays inside her, unmoving, and it's almost impressive how full she feels. Orgasm over, she sags against the wall, panting heavily. "You... cruel man..." Though soft, he still hasn't pulled out yet. Knowing him, she knows it's not over yet. Sighing, she throws him a look over her shoulder. "If you want more, you're going to have to lead, alright?"
by Doheru September 10, 2023
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Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.
Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker
by saucyg October 2, 2021
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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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