Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022

un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Jesus without je

sus

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies

“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”

by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024

Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022