Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.
Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
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