r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.

Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"

by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

car

a place you and your girlfriend can fuck

dude why the fuck my mama is in your car

by j-dealer June 26, 2017

car

The purposefully incorrect way to spell "cat", mostly used on tiktok videos of cats being silly

i love silly car :3

by susu105 November 1, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

pioneer car

a old looking ass car that was built in the 1980s but runs good.

that old Toyota van looks like a pioneer car! smh! lol jk

by hogmog March 31, 2015

Car

A metal box with usually four wheels that can carry up to six people, if you count with the trunk.

"Did you hear about that guy that had sexual relations with a Car?"

by Cup of steel June 11, 2023