1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
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2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
Half-third-cousin.
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2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.
Half-fourth-cousin.
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Get the half-fourth-cousin mug.When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
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Get the Jewish half-day mug.A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
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