Nipple Fucking 

This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.

Leslia likes nipple fucking in edward for long hard hours.

Nipple Fucking by Billy Barry Lewis October 18, 2008

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009

zombie fucking

To have sex with a ]zombie]
Kind of like necrophilia but with an animated member of the undead.

Belladonna took a big rotting zombie dick up her ass.

zombie fucking by The Cuntsaw October 30, 2003

Keep fucking that chicken 

Encouraging someone to give you good results again.

Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."

Sharon: Here's that report you wanted, sir. I managed to find a way to save the company $1 million dollars.

Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!

Keep fucking that chicken by dangergirl63 September 19, 2009

skull-fucking 

the act of inserting a penis into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music

I will skull fuck you and turn you head into a maraca.

skull-fucking by abraham lincoln September 12, 2004

Christ on a fucking cracker 

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

Christ on a fucking cracker by its_tator November 6, 2006

faux fucking 

The act of walking behind a person, and performing thrusting motions to resemble a sexual act (standing doggy-style).

My wife and I were appalled to see our family picture ruined by my uncle faux fucking me.

faux fucking by Toddparker March 26, 2008