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The Louis (Louis Poois) is a endangered type of gamer. a Louis Poois will eat just about anything, recent reports claim to have seen him attempt to eat his computer further proving the Louis Poois has no limits. A rather dangerous creature, the Louis Poois often prays on weaker foe such as the Mr. Robb and the Mr. clown as a main food source. A Louis Poois survives purely on gaming, when not gaming or eating the louis poois evaporates and explodes.
mommy! mommy! the louis poois has got me!
by abraham lincoln April 12, 2022
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the act of inserting a penis into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music
I will skull fuck you and turn you head into a maraca.
by abraham lincoln September 13, 2004
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A rare breed of stoner, often referred to as “meth head mike” due to his skeletal like appearance. Secretly gay but won’t admit it, mike strives to find his mate, these are called Jakes. When a Micheal and a Jake mate they have a LSD dolphin baby that then runs off into the wilderness. (They both give birth when mating)
Woah! look! it’s a Micheal rotella Jr!
by abraham lincoln November 23, 2021
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Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.
"Let's just Ohio this safety inspection and save 30% in the fourth quarter."
by abraham lincoln August 18, 2003
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