2 definition by abraham lincoln

the act of inserting a penis into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music

Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.