Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.

Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"

by chloe_gyuri January 11, 2025

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet

'still cis tho' -egg

by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025