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Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024
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Jungle Cream

When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.
by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020
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Goonbeam Ice Cream

When you nut in a cup, freeze it, and eat or serve it. Can also happen by fucking a bowl or cone of ice cream.
Benson Boone must be having some goonbeam ice cream tonight after a fire rule 34 session.”
by pootypootytangtang September 12, 2025
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whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them
Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025
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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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