Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the best circus cookie.

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

COOKIE DUDE

hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.

oh my its like a cookie dude!!

by Golden Ring January 23, 2021

Cookie

A Woman's Pussy

Friend: What Does Her Cookie Taste Like?
Me: I Didn't Try Yet

by The Zykx October 3, 2020

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 23, 2023