Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

by Antiriv November 2, 2011

barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

Brown new

When a white person asks differently because they've finally made a black or brown friend. Replacement for "Brand new".

"Girl, that white boy is acting Brown new because he finally made some black friends".

by Osensei March 16, 2023

Brown Snowball

When someone cums into an ass eaters mouth after they've dined on their mud butt and then they tongue kiss with a brown snowball.

Those cunts are so disgusting I bet they give each other brown snowballs!

by JuggaloDundee March 22, 2023

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.

Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.

by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023

fizzy brown

A cocktail in a tall glass, made by mixing 1oz HP sauce, 1oz vodka, topped with lemonade and half a cherry tomato garnish.

(At a bar) Hey can I get a fizzy brown please?
Sure, here's your fizzy brown.

by CrustaceanStacean January 30, 2023