Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner

holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!

by bo-sama January 09, 2004

rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 01, 2014

Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 09, 2017

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 17, 2010

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 02, 2009

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K August 28, 2005

Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.

*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

by ratlovers April 24, 2011