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rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.
HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner
by CFCB7 July 1, 2014
mugGet the rock hard bonermug.

Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner
holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!
by bo-sama January 9, 2004
mugGet the Old man's bonermug.

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.
Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010
mugGet the bolens boat bonermug.

Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
by omikes January 9, 2017
mugGet the Mexican Boner Standoffmug.

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.
Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.
by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009
mugGet the swine flu bonermug.

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole
ryan is a boner-eating shitwad
by speshul_K September 10, 2005
mugGet the boner-eating shitwadmug.

Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.
Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.
by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010
mugGet the Pre Victory Bonermug.

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