by RusTim113011 February 11, 2023

by SenpaiFlared January 24, 2024

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"
2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982
3: Chris Brown's motto
4: something you can't do in November
2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982
3: Chris Brown's motto
4: something you can't do in November
1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.
2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.
3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.
4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row
2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.
3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.
4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row
by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024
