nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

Anal spug plug

Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug

Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!

by Bigscaryandpink March 19, 2019

stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007