V-Riding

When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.

Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.

by iceman196 May 19, 2024

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.

Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.

by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018