Shit Balls!

An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:

1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.

2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls

Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.

Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!

Larry: Suck one.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

That Shit Dead

Meaning that what ever is going on that is negative isnt good, so its dead....

Your mom says she is not giving you anymore money....your response is" that shit dead"

by Owies August 28, 2009

shit on a dick

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.

"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"

by Scott Rait August 15, 2006

alcohol shit

Shit that burns your ass on the way out after drinking large amounts of strong liquour.

Man, I just had the worst alcohol shit!!

by Dre Dinero August 8, 2006

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Shit List

A shit list is a mental list of things or poeple that have annoyed you recently. usually completed in a mental top 10 of annoyances for the most recent times and used as a public display of annoyance without offending people directly.

If some-one winds you up.. they have entered your shit list. It's a more polite way of telling them where they can get off.

You could tell them that they have entered at number 1 on your shit list.

Or.. "That's gotta be top 3 on my shit list"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006