If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
Get the ninja missionmug. A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
Get the ninja cloudingmug. 