Wilt Nuts

White girl who laughs at the thought of something dirty

any white girl who is crazy and laughs funny and may have Nuts "wilt nuts"

by a wilt friend January 1, 2012

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

cun nut

its were you sick your dong in your frands boot and nut were there big toe is so when thay step in there boot it gose betheen there toes.

my frand Quandale dingle did a cun nut in my boot the uther day.

by ethan eggity October 24, 2023

macademia nut

A college student/graduate wif a hard tough "shell" dat is difficult to "crack" --- i.e., he is so "rigidly wrapped up" in his dusty boring books dat he cannot effectively interface wif da common man.

Faust was famously suffering from being a major macademia nut --- he'd learned a lot about a variety of literary subjects, but he didn't know da simple nuances of life, such as how to have fun or da ways of effectively communicating with people.

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.

Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?

by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023