Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
Get the Michael Dos Santosmug. by amelia07 April 4, 2021
Get the michael scalesmug. 
The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.
She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.
Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.
She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.
Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
Get the Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshkimug. A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.
by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019
Get the michael okeefemug. A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
by senpai pingu November 4, 2019
Get the Michael Hendersonmug.