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Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019
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Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Taco Bell's Cannon

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"
by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022
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Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.
Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”
by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022
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Taco Bell-ization

The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.

Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."

Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."
by gooeysweetness February 3, 2022
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Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.
Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.
by SoyDogeruni April 24, 2021
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rican taco dick

putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it
yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night
by landynandtyler June 15, 2021
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