by Echo🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 June 23, 2022
by hoforfeitan March 09, 2021
by hoforfeitan March 09, 2021
A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 05, 2024
by Anounymouscoder12345 April 03, 2021
Invalid #2
Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
by ben laurin June 07, 2022