sloppy natties

Sloppy natties are breasts that have had no plastic surgery but yet are as perfect as if they had. Regardless of size, if they are naturally perfect breast, they are sloppy natties.

Bro, did Veronica get a boob job?
No dude! Those are just some sloppy natties

by Stallion Italian February 5, 2025

Sloppy Joe

The act of penetrating while being penetrated in a 3 way (being the beef in the sandwich”

Wow, I’m tired from this past weekend. I went to Thads and had a sloppy Joe

by DillyPickled January 16, 2026

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them

Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.

by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Sloppy sluts

Cockney rhyming slang for Drop Your Guts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

by Marquis De Beauvoir February 23, 2026

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

by Sloppy John March 3, 2026