Social whore

A person who is outgoing and extroverted, chronically posts on their social media story because the world is just DYING to know just what is happening in their life at that specific moment. Will often display symptoms of patental neglect.

“Why does Michelle share so much crap on her instagram story?”
“Oh, you know she’s a social whore right?”

by gary09763 May 1, 2023

socialism

Power controlled by the State in which all social classes (rich, middle class and poor) became miserable. All social classes, without exception, begin to live in extreme poverty. Killed nearly 130 million people.

I hate socialism.

by Zymby May 1, 2023

socialism

Extreme-left dictatorship in which power is controlled by the State in which all people from all social classes (rich, middle class and poor), without exception, get all miserable (extreme-misery) equally. Killed nearly 130 million people.

I hate socialism.

by Zymby May 1, 2023

Social construct bubble

When you do things within the social norms or abide by social laws and constructs. When you don't let your intrusive thoughts win and o things outside the "norm".

I've decided I'm just not going to work today, for no reason - I'm stepping outside my social construct bubble
Of course I'll submit the assignment, I'm staying in my social construct bubble

by sassy-square May 10, 2023

Social Mania

Play on the word 'social media', with the term referring to the onslaught of psychological illnesses exacerbated by the era of smart technology and social media, including but not limited to: narcissim, anxiety, ADHD, entitlement, cyber bullying and malicious trolling, confirmation bias, toxic positivity, dopamine disorders, FOMO, communal stupidity (wanna eat a tide pod?), as well as faking disorders for views/likes.

Some people may find themselves actively avoiding the use of social media because they feel vulnerable to social mania.

A generation of children being raised on ipads and youtube has taught us that social mania is real, and that the negative effects of smart technology and social media are increasingly apparent.

by I3R0K3N7FEET May 17, 2023

Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...

CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.

by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023

social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023