Sam

An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.

Person 1: Is that Sam?

Person 2: yeah it is he's so good
Girlfriend: back off he's mine

by YouAREANASSSWHOLE January 30, 2021

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Sam

Basic White Boy

Person 1: He's actually such a Sam

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

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sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

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sam purviance

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula

Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc

by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018

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A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

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