A rare condition that prevents speech from being filtered by the brain for stupidity. The main symptom is a stream of ill-considered idiocy from the mouth. Like Tourette's sydrome for stupid people.
His utterance of "I modified the graphics code and all that changed was the graphics" was likely caused by Porkbelly's Syndrome.
by The Stella October 11, 2005
Get the Porkbelly's Syndrome mug.Bae syndrome: It is a medical condition in which such bae (person of interest In which one has feelings for but that person is ignorant and does not want to deal with your feelings) does his or her routine of using you and tells you really nice things but than drops you because they suddenly had a change of heart.
Side effects of bae syndrome: hot flashes and alcoholic binges
Bae hunters are such "doctors" to the syndrome and supply love and support to such victims of bae syndrome in order to prevent further deterioration of the victims brain cells lost in the time they have put into their bae
Side effects of bae syndrome: hot flashes and alcoholic binges
Bae hunters are such "doctors" to the syndrome and supply love and support to such victims of bae syndrome in order to prevent further deterioration of the victims brain cells lost in the time they have put into their bae
I am having hot flashes due to my bae syndrome because Steve just said he doesn't want to hookup anymore.
by That ratchet cheerleader July 26, 2014
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Dad 1: Dude, I've been totally emasculated. I got caught rocking out to Mudslide Crush at the gym.
Dad 2: Don't sweat it. You're just dealing with a bad case of disneyrockholm syndrome. Get some counseling... and stop watching your daughter's TV shows!
Dad 2: Don't sweat it. You're just dealing with a bad case of disneyrockholm syndrome. Get some counseling... and stop watching your daughter's TV shows!
by travelgreg June 30, 2011
Get the disneyrockholm syndrome mug.the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.
by J E. Walker May 9, 2003
Get the carp syndrome mug.Bunny Syndrome is a very serious disease!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
John: I need help. There's this girl I like but I don't know what to say whenever she sits next to me.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
by Ziveeman July 20, 2008
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Get the brown syndrome mug.The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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