ryan augusta

The most badass motherfucker in the universe. Short but powerful, this Italian big dick fucker gets shit done

I wish I was a "Ryan Augusta"

by someepicbadass March 19, 2017

Ryan Elsworth

When someone's head is the shape of a raisin it is known as a 'Ryan Elsworth'

Omg, look at that guys head, what a Ryan elsworth!

by Danglyspaffle March 10, 2018

Ryan Gellner

The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.

Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.

by Bigisland February 1, 2024

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Ryan

A very cute boy who is just so kind, it’s almost scary. He’s very mature for his age and super easy to talk to. His whole family is impressively tall, his dad scoring a 6’4 and him almost a 5’10” (at the age of 14, at least). Ryan is certainly one of those rare guys you’ll just never forget, and you surely won’t want to forget!! He is very intelligent, like, VERY intelligent, and he has the most gorgeous face and warmest smile. He also really enjoys running, meaning he loves soccer. He is very musically talented as well, being able to play more than one instrument. Although he may have some sort of mental disorder like OCD or anxiety, you know that he is perfect no matter what. He also is always himself around others, meaning you can get quite a good laugh with him. Speaking of laughs, his laugh is a cute high laugh, almost feminine like. It’s pretty hard to describe his laugh but it’s for sure a contagious one! He is just a bright ray of sunshine ready to lighten your day, and he cutest guy you’ll ever meet, he’s the man of your dreams. Someone that will leave you with the goofiest smile for hours even after just saying “hi”. Someone you could see being your future husband. Ryan sure is one of a kind.

“Oh my gosh!! I totally saw Ryan today! I am so happy!”

by Cami04 July 29, 2019

Ryan Naidu

Ryan Naidu, one of the GODS, he is a special and important GOD out of all the GODS, there are 3 GODS and he is one of the high rank ones.

Ryan Naidu released his full power

by Isaac Wongchiu November 19, 2022

Ryan

Ryan will always be a Ryan, Ryans are very funny and kind. The wild habitat of a Ryan is a place with friends. Ryans also like to read about their own name right Ryan????? Yea Im talking to you. Ryan also doesn't care about his life. He will do just about anything for nothing but death cause why not. A really popular saying is Pulling A Ryan. It's definition is doing something that could result in death.

I'm about to pull a Ryan! *jumps off cliff with a faulty parachute*

by Totally_Not_A_Ryan May 24, 2022