Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

pull a ghost

While your friend is in the closet, your doing "it" doggy style with your lady. While giving a signal to your friend,You pull out quickly and he slips in, all the while you run out of the house and look back in the window... And wave to your GF!

I can't wait to see her face when I pull a ghost with my buddy! She's gonna flip!

by Ezjobes November 10, 2013

Pulling a max

1. To think your going to fart and instead poop your pants

2. To screw something up

1. I think that guy is pulling a Max.

2. You idiot! You are always pulling a Max!

by Scrubtastic January 16, 2017

pulling a conte

To pursue a girl with extreme indecisive intentions of commitment which results in a neverending recurrence of ignoring & blowing her off, only to later run back with nonchalant texts.

You gotta get rid of that guy, he's totally pulling a conte on you.

by Urbanswagg February 4, 2010

Pull a dragon

To talk bad about somebody behind their back, while they are standing within earshot of you.

Paul: Oh, John, he has to be gay. He just acts so--
John: What was that?
Paul: OH, HI!
Jack: You shouldn't pull a dragon, Paul.

by ThunderPower August 10, 2009

pulling a truckle

shrugging off your friends to txt/hangout with a girl you are not getting any from so much that your friends say that your either gay or you like her but you deny that you like her so you must be gay

dude this kid is so pulling a truckle right now. he is txting a sexy mofo that is only his "friend"

by jaketruckle June 19, 2009